What is freedom? Freedom is a couch left outside by the dumpster. It is a British servant asking, 'One or two lumps, sir?' Freedom isn't constrained, nor hindered in any way. It exists so that you can call your annoying neighbor gay. Yes, that's generally frowned upon but what can I do? Freedom makes it possible, heck, I'm mad about it too! Stop being homophobic towards your neighbours! We cut that out like 10 years past! As for me, I'll give them lil smooches, and gently squeeze their ass. Freedom is a gift, use it wisely, please. Especially if your hot, gay neighbour is being a friggin' tease.